Turn your heartache into happy hour with 100 cocktails that capture the highs, lows, and total disasters of your dating history. No ugly crying required!

Toast every romantic misstep, ex-induced cringe, and unapologetic bad decision in your dating life with 100 hilariously fun cocktails. Whether you’re crying over Red Flags or toasting to Death of a Relationship, this book has the perfect drink to match your mood. Finally blocked that toxic ex? Celebrate with Gaslighter’s Gin Fizz. And for those “why-did-I-ever-text-him-back” moments, put down that phone and relax with Ex on the Beach.

Inside you’ll find:

• The Love Bomb
• The Cheater Rita
• Petty Colada
• Ghosted Gimlet
• Cosmopoli-Toxic
• Mai Tai Me Down
• And more!

Host an ex-themed cocktail party, commiserate with your fellow romantically-challenged friends, or cozy up for a solo night of laughing over your relationship regrets—one delicious drink at a time. Your exes may not have been worth it, but these cocktails definitely are. Cheers to lessons learned, moving on, and better times ahead!

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