A little humor for cocktail hour. These charming paper napkins feature the cheeky message, “I just fired myself from cleaning my house. I don’t like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.”

Perfect for happy hour, hostess gifts, bar carts, girls’ nights, or anyone who believes cleaning can wait until after cocktails.

Triple-ply and printed in Germany with non-toxic, food-safe inks, these napkins are both durable and beautifully made. They are FSC-certified, biodegradable, and compostable.

Details:

• 20 napkins per package
• 5" x 5" folded
• Triple-ply paper
• Printed with non-toxic, food-safe ink
• FSC-certified
• Biodegradable and compostable
• Made in Germany

This item is available for in-store pick up. Please contact us for pick up location. For large items, delivery is available with Monogram Logistics.

Furniture Delivery

Patina recommends Monogram Logistics for local furniture delivery.

Their white-glove delivery includes bringing all items into your room of choice, unpacking, and removing packing material. Delivery may incur an additional fee for more than one flight of stairs, heavy items and the removal or moving of your own furniture.

Please contact Monogram Logistics at 703-835-0967 or fill out the "Contact Us" form under the "Delivery" tab on this website to request a day and time. Monogram’s customer service manager will provide you with a delivery quote and schedule you for delivery.

The delivery crew will call you when they are on their way, approximately 1/2 hour prior to arriving.

Please call Monogram Logistics 24 hours in advance at 703-835-0967 if you need to cancel or reschedule your delivery.

Customer Self Pick-Up

If you choose to pick-up your purchase, please be sure to bring enough manpower to move your items into your vehicle. Remember to bring sufficient blankets/bubble wrap/rope if necessary. Patina is not responsible for any damage incurred with your move. We request that all purchases be picked up within 1 week from date of purchase.